Tootsie Sings the Blues

Her is a nise picher of a rodent whot my humun's got

2010-07-13T11:02:00.000-07:00

this isunt reely from wolt dizny really its by steve brite an i think its a relly gud pic an i liek it ver much as yu can see hes dun lots of other pichers too but i perticuly like this wun

lenard gubbins sed my humun shold instorl a spel cheker

2010-07-10T01:13:00.000-07:00

it tok my humun a wile to sort owt hou to do this as she dosent think thers enything rong with mi spelinge but ther yu go

i had cheries yesterdy they was nise do you like cheries?

wel ive just cliked on the spel checer and this wos the resullt so it must meen ther arnt eny spelinge mistaks

ill try agen wel it changed orl mu spielings an then it went awa agen

I ovent been able to get on my oan blogg

2010-07-09T09:14:00.000-07:00

bicos my sily humun had fergot the detales but then i toald her to luk up my emale adress an all wos reveeled. Iv got wood shavings insted of shreded paper an it's not so much fun.

I of beeen on holliday

2010-05-04T15:03:00.001-07:00

wel my humun wos at the shrosbery cartoon fesstivel an then she wos in hosspital an i went to sta with bridget an orl her hammsters an rabits an ginee piggs it was nise.

my humun tride to get sum fotos of me climin the stairs but i wos too quick for her an that sily camra thingy of hers hahahahahahahahaha so no chance reely an i wos in mega-scurry mode an i tried to chew a hole in the carpit but she wudunt let me

Her is a nise picher of my humun

2010-04-08T16:05:00.001-07:00

my humun makes porige for me ever day an it is nise she ses porige is discustinge stuf wich is just as well as orl the mor for me

this picher wos dun by bill stott an yu can see mor of his pichers her

my humun's got a new loo brush

2010-03-26T07:40:00.001-07:00

an after i'd gon to oll that efort to sculpt the old wun like this:

and not onley is the new wun a new wun but it livs in a contaner wher i carnt get at it onestly sum peeple are just never satisfid

2010-03-14T14:55:00.000-07:00

this bit of portry cums curtesy of edward monkton whot has a weebbsite her an i think hees rarther wunderful to

helo everbode

2010-03-11T14:18:00.000-08:00

i'm just havin a gess here but i'm gessin that moast of the mammals whot reed this blogg is humun rarther than uther hammsters cos for moast of us can rite on a keebord but we isunt that keen on reedinge. I chewed up a book wunce but it wosunt a ver gud wun and giv me indergestshun but the bits com in handy for my bedd. i pooped in my humun's barth yesterday serv her rite for wreckin my bed under the preetext of cleenin out my storij crayte.

enyway her's anuther vid to sho yu how talenttid we hammsters is:

2010-03-04T13:03:00.000-08:00

orltho this is abowt ginee pigs the mor edukayted amung yew will notis that ther sownd track is atsherly the hamster dance

And her is filkins

2010-03-03T15:40:00.001-08:00

this is filkins he was a russian dwarf whot used to liv in the uther storij crate i dont no if my humun has eny storij crates with normul things in but i dout it sumhow

he had a frend corled pickwick who ran too farst to get eny photos tayken tho my humun has lots of pics of 'wher the hammster wos' or 'blury vew of hammster tail' or 'vew of stair carpit'

filkins was in fakt a proper sibeerian hammster and not a rat as menshuned in this eppisode of fawlty towers

Criters don't dye thay just go sumwher else

2010-02-28T11:05:00.001-08:00

to orl yu owt ther whot wos wunderin how flaffers culd post on this blogg well i stil think he can yu no.

her's a resent fotigraff

bye the way flaffers come from a pett shop wer thay sed he wos female an then my humun notised this female hammster lickin her scrotum

2010-02-26T07:03:00.000-08:00

This is a gest post wot is a story abowt an advencher whot flaffers had wen he stil lived in the storij crayte

Helo everwun!

wel for sum reesun my humum (who i think is feemale) has tayken up with anuther humun (who i think is male but im not shor) wot has a howse an i wus rownd ther the uther day an i manijed to get under the kichin dor an into the kichin. an then i manijed to get under a kichin unit an i choase the only wun wot you carnt get to. i'v tryed this in my humun's howse but shee can orlways get the plintth off the frunt so thats no fun is it.

an i didunt cum owt!

it wos a lot of fun wotching them trying to find mee! an the male humun ses I wos playin %!&*?>@~ mind games. I wos! An it werkt! ha ha ha i got im dint i. wen thay ferst met she sent him a nemail sayin that ther wos a singniffer, erm, importunt male in her lyfe an that wos me. he'd beter berliev it!

i did cum owt but not untill ther folowing day wen the male humun wos on the fone to her. Thort i mite sneek parst without him noatising but no such luck. mabe next tyme.

hahahahahahahaha wot a gud advencher!

Flaf xxxxxxxxxx

This blogg is a bit like reedin chaucer aparently

2010-02-21T16:04:00.000-08:00

an i wos thinkin abowt falafel who wos the preevius tenant in this storij crate wot i liv in an i'll put sum pics up soon. falafel used to hav a blog but falafel's humun had a nutter as a male humun who thort that falafel wos a nalter-ego for getin at him wot a berk. but it did meen that flaffers's blog got tayken down by the poerlice cos for this is wot hapens if yu rite rude stuff abowt pipple on the interweb. but he's still a berk.

this is my favrit cartooon its by noel ford an he rote to me an sed i culd use it on her so thankks to noel ford who is rarther wunderful:

This is whot i got on valerntines day

2010-02-18T14:52:00.000-08:00

This is my valertin card i liked it ver much but i doant no hu sent it do eny of yu recernise the riting?

herbert wos til luking for tea

2010-02-16T14:33:00.001-08:00

This picher is the same playce as the uther wun cep that herbert has mooved round to see if ther's eny tea on this side of the tidyer-uper-thingy but ther isunt. i got a valerntines card an i wil put it up her tomoro

Welcum to tootsie's new bloggg - speshul!

2010-02-15T14:34:00.001-08:00

Ferst of orl i'm starting of wif a histery of the hammsters whot of livd in the storige crate wot i live in now and so her's herbert an thay orl thort herbert wos a boy hammster untill thay spottid too neet lines of nipples. and no willy. so her's herbert.

Akshully she's lukin to see if ther's any tea in that fing wot looks like the iner of a woshing mashine but is in fakt a cuttlerey tidyer-upper from IKEA. i'll put up anuther pic of herbert tomoro.